Kalden Ross

Kalden thinks of himself as some sort of hacker. And he is some sort of something, that's for sure. But if he is a hacker, the evidence suggests that Kalden is probably the worst hacker in the world - ever.

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If you can see this, then you should be able to work out what went wrong for Kalden...


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Our only warning, eh? That sounds ominous.


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Oh, no! Not a brute force attack! We're doomed!

... many weeks pass...

And we're still here.

So who is Kalden Ross?

There seems to be some debate about this. Some suggest he is a 13-year old living with his Mum in Canada. We think this might be half right. Yes, he behaves like a child, but we think he might be a little older than 13. But we tend to agree with those who suggest he is an unemployed (unemployable?) space cadet still living with his Mum well past the age when most adults have moved out to make a life of their own. The name 'Kalden Ross' is fake, of course. No self-respecting 'hacker' would use their real name!

Kalden seems to think we might suggest that this is what he looks like.

We're saying nothing at this point. The pic says it all.

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